We last left off at…
Parade La Dee Da Da is going on and we’re going out and about to have fun!
Robin’s dress is pretty pretty~
And the first person we meet is Skeletiano, clad in a stylish crescent moon mask.
Kanye says, “Oh, this is Bones? You mmust have a sharp eye, Robin.”
Yes. I’m so sharp.
Is he this stupid on purpose? Or is he the male equivalent of the ditzy shoujo heroine?
Robin replies she recognized his voice. Smooth.
Kanye’s harem comes to take him away, much to his dismay. He really wanted to spend time with Robin today. Oh well~ All’s well that ends well~ Tata~ Toodle-loo~ Adios Bye-Bye Cha-Cha!
Skellie suggests going after them and Robin’s like, nope. There’s a lot of people around, it’s going to be a pain, let’s have fun together and leave that jerk behind.
Did I mention I love Robin? Because I do.
She asks Skellie to take the mask off so she can see his face. She likes the mask, but she likes seeing his face more. Oh~ ho~ ho~ 
They pass by a fortune teller’s shop and decide to go in.
Choice
Have my own fortune told
Have Skeletiano’s fortune told
This is an easy choice. I’m going to let Skeletiano get his fortune told. 
I already know my fortune, after all. I’mma fall in love with the sweetest skeleton alive~ 
Skeletiano passes it onto her, reasoning the queen needs to know the future to better prepare the kingdom or some nonsense. Oh well, I tried.
We get our fortune told annndddd…..
“Such a pure and innocent princess. In the not-too-far-off future, you may part with the one you love.”
Whaaaaaaa?? Robin or Skellie can’t make any sense of it. The fortune teller reassures them fate can be changed and they leave. Robin is shaken up. She’s never fallen in love before, and then she gets such a foreboding fortune…
Skeletiano cheers her up. After all, he lived a life of stormy drama and still ended up with sunshine happiness in the end. They reiterate that no one knows about his past, not even Skeletiano is entirely clear.
Robin takes the opportunity to ask him on a date tomorrow, using talking about his past as a lead.
Skellie agrees on the spot. Of course, only as friends. 
sometimes I feel like I’m stuck in a permanent friendzone here…
The next day comes and Robin is stoked. Skellie comes and brings her a huge bouquet of black roses. He tells her the number of roses have meanings. For instance, one means love at first sight, two means there is no one for me but you, and twelve means please date me.
Yes, he skipped over 3-11. 
Thirteen means “eternal friendship”
Robin says, “Oh, that suits us perfectly!”
….
really
really
R E A L L Y
Skeletiano takes her to a place called Hell’s Cafe.
The dishes’ names are great.
Ferocious Footprints of a Black Dog — molten chocolate cake
White body dripping with red blood — mouse with strawberry sauce
Drowning in a green sea — bubbly soda
Skeletiano tells her more about his past. He was everything and anything. If he wanted to do it, he did it.
I kinda like that life philosophy tbh 
They’re having fun and Orlando enters. Skeletiano is upset and tells her they shouldn’t be doing that, after all, she’s engaged to Kanye…
But Robin counters that Kanye has his harem and so there’s nothing wrong with that. Damn straight! Tell him, Robin! If Kanye gonna have himself 100 ladies then you can get yourself a man skeleton that’s going to love you!
They reiterate that they’re besties again, //eyeroll// but now saying they’re besties isn’t enough for Robin. It makes her chest hurt… but she doesn’t know why.
Look, okay, I just don’t want this to last long. I kinda hate the “doesn’t realize feelings” trope when it lasts a long time. There’s better ways of conflict.
[Love Challenge]I actually have the princess points needed, so let’s move on. 
Next, Skeletiano takes you clothes shopping. He picks things out that would look cute on you.
Choice
“You’re quite the gentleman”
“You’re quite handy”
As much as I want to be HURRR and go with the handy joke, I’ll call him a gentleman because tbh I’m not really sure what she means by calling him handy. Like, handy as in useful? Like she’s using him? No.
Skeletiano thanks her. Robin asks if he’s involved with anyone.
[gasp]say no say no say no
Of course he’s not. Who is he, Kanye?
Robin says any woman would be delighted to have him as a boyfriend. Skellie muses that he wants a passionate love like Phillippe writes, but he has yet to find his girl.
Robin asks if he would know right away, but he says he’d rather have a love that slow-burning. They know each other first, and that blossoms into love. Hmm HMM HMM
we know where this is heading
Next they go to a movie and eat sparkling caramel popcorn. I kinda want to make all these foods tbh
The movie is about a human girl in love with a bat. When she kisses the bat, he turns into a human!
Robin starts to think if she kisses Skeletiano on the lips, maybe he’ll turn into a human too.
how do you go from playing yourself to being that forward
Skeletiano leans closer to her…
is he thinking the same thing?
closer, closer….
wat
W A T
“Oh, you’re not angry I ate all the popcorn by myself?”
(ノಥ,_｣ಥ)ノ彡┻━┻
gdi game you playing fools
Robin is all “oh. I was so sure…”
And Skellie wiggles his eyebrows (not really but he should) “Of what?”
Choice
“I thought you were going to kiss me.”
“Oh, nothing.”
Here we go. Do we stay in friendzone or do we jump out of it? We jump out of it, of course!
AAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YOU WORTHLESS SKELETON