We last left off at…
Robin: U-uh… I-Into, you say…
Kanye: Y-You’re blusing! Don’t go lying on me now!
Robin then goes on to say Skeletiano is a friend, emphasis on the word friend. Kanye is relieved Skeletiano is just friend-zoned, after all, who could love a sack of bones?
I could love a sack of bones easy but I would not want to cuddle a pile of bones ooouch owie owie
Anyway, his words piss Robin the fuck off
Choice Time
Skeletiano is a man, too.
Skeletiano is a wonderful skeleton.
Well, this is easy. He’s a wonderful skeleton. He’s not a man, he’s a skeleton.
Kanye assures us he’s just SO MUCH BETTER than bones and like, whatever, we know the truth, dont’ we, readers?
Tomorrow there’s going to be a parade, titled, quote “Happy La Dee Da” and Kanye wants us to chill. The event makes Robin excited and she doesn’t sleep well. She wakes up early and goes to the dining room where Skeletiano also is. He notes that she looks chipper this morning and Robin says she’s excited about the parade, noting he seems to notice every little detail about her.
awww my bb skelliepoo
aaaaaaaaaaand friendzoned
but even so, hearing that makes her happy
Just as she’s about to ask about his past life, there’s an earth-shattering KA-BOOM!
Robin crashes into the china cabinet and plates start to fall on her.
BUT WORRY NOT!
Our intrepid hero pulls out a rib and swats the offending plates away.
pulls out a rib and swats the offending plates away.
pulls out a rib and swats
pulls out a rib
but alas, he is not without harm
a golden platter has struck his head
and chipped a bone
YOU SMOOTH MOTHER–
But Robin does it anyway.
YOU TAKE MY KISS AND YOU LIKE IT
Skeletiano is flustered and is all “it’s only a joke omg you actually kissed me”, she’s flustered now because it was only a joke omg she actually kissed him and there’s another KABOOM and enter Kanye
KILLING MY GOOD VIBES
and he whisks Robin off to go watch the parade.
So, Parade La Dee Da da or whatever it’s called is like weird mix of a normal masquerade ball and Holi
That actually sounds really fun~
And I’m all out of story tickets. See you next time!