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We last left off at… We meet J.J.!
And after J.J. rambles about nonsense, he’s gone as soon as he came.
Skeletiano notes that he’s an oddball who spends most of his days inside his lab. Skeletiano says he often goes to try and get him to go outside and go on walks together… it would be a pity if J.J. were to rot anymore, after all!
Robin notes that Skeletiano seems to care a lot about J.J. and wonders if they’re best friends.
As they walk through the city, everyone and anyone knows Skeletiano. He’s one popular skeleton! And ofc he would be. He’s that awesome, I’m telling you.
Robin asks what he did when he was alive.
Let’s play a game! Things Skeletiano did when he was alive:
Kitten Photographer
Why? Because he’s so damn adorable he probably spent his days taking pictures of adorable things.
Romance Writer
Because he’d be damn good at it, that’s why!
But jokes aside, I know he was one thing —
Latin Lover
Yes, all those movies, all those books, all of that I just know were modeled after Skeletiano! It is at this time it shall be known my headcanon voice for Skeletiano is Antonio Banderas.
Robin’s take on it — Writer? Schoolteacher? Comedian?
The answer is…….
The answeeeerrrrrr isssssssssssssssss
Robin says, “That’s amazing!”
Skeletiano replies, “Aren’t I? *chuckle* I look like this because the many ups and downs of my life have caught up with me.” He promises to tell Robin about his good times.
But time’s run out and Skeletiano takes her back to the castle because he has other work to do. And once our poor princess is alone, who should she run into other than…. Kanye.
He embraces her from behind and does his usual honey bunny smoochies thing.
Robin has none of this and pushes his arms off her. “Even if I’m not around, you’ve still got everyone in your harem, right?”
TELL HIM, GIRL!
Kanye has a moment of introspection and says he thought about the other day, when he abandoned her for his bitches. And he thinks it was wrong of him to do so.
CHOICE TIME
Don’t forgive him.
Forgive him.
You know, this was probably a big thing for Kanye, admitting he was wrong and all. Let’s forgive him, and if he messes up again we’ll give him our wrath.
Kanye is very happy Robin forgives him. But she only really forgave him because after he left, she got to spend time with Skeletiano HA HA HA
She asks what brought it on, and he says that Skeletiano told him that they would never be lovers unless he wised up. So he takes her along for a nice long talk.
He asks her what she wants to know, and she says “I want to know more about Skeletiano.”
Kanye is as bewildered as you’d expect.
We learn Skeletiano was already a skeleton when he arrived at Niflheim and not even Kanye knows about his past life.
He gets upset at Robin’s repeated questions about Skeletiano.
“Are you into that sort of thing?”
You mean like
…and that’s where I leave off. Hakuna maTATA~