Day One || Day Two || Day Three
We last left off at… Robin started a good book, Kanye showed us his harem, and it’s time for Robin to start bride training.
We take off where Robin was last, standing in stunned silence as Kanye professes his adoration for every woman in his harem.
–CHOICE TIME–
A. “I don’t want this.”
B. “I’d like to speak with you some more.”
This is where things get a little iffy for me. Do I play this out straight, or do I follow a specific guide to get a certain ending? Unlike the ones I usually play (paid) I can’t go back and pick another answer at my whim. 
I guess I’ll do it blind. Well, here’s to the normal ending I’m likely to get! 
This choice is really easy.
I don’t want this.
The notion of rejection shocks Kanye. But instead of thinking that the entire situation is what’s driving her mad, he assumes that she’s an introvert and isn’t good with large groups. “We have a lot of parties together, but you only have to come when you feel like it….”
“That’s not what I mean!” Robin retorts. Before she can elaborate, the women start coming between her and Kanye. There’s an opera performance they’re going to be late to if they don’t leave now. Kanye notes that it’s cruel to leave his kittens out in the cold and Robin wonders just how big that harem of his actually is. Kanye leaves.
Now that she’s alone in the quiet room, loneliness comes over her. She wonders if she’ll be able to live a good life in Niflheim after all….
“Princess! It is I, Skeletiano! Could I come in for a moment?”
Ah, a voice ringing through the heavens. Just what I need after a dose of Kanye. 
And he comes in with a tray of tea, offering to make us some new rare blends…! 
The easiest way to seduce me is to bring me tea. 
Yes, Skeletiano, I will marry you~! 
As soon as he lays eyes upon our dearest Robin, he notices something is wrong. Robin tries to hide her feelings, but Skeletiano reassures her that she doesn’t have to hide anything from him. He presses her, but she insists that nothing is wrong.
–end of chapter 1-7–
Rather than continue, he starts making tea. He offers to take her on a tour after they enjoy the tea.
Robin wants to go, but her bride training was supposed to start today…
–CHOICE TIME–
A. “Let’s go!”
B. “I can’t go. I have bridal training.”
Is this really a choice?
We just woke up and Kanye has thousands of girls at his beck and call. My bride training can wait. For an eternity, for all I care. 
Skeletiano is pleased. “That’s the spirit!”
They go for a walk and Skeletiano tells her all about Niflheim. Even though it’s big, he’ll try to show her the place little by little. If she has anything to ask him, he’s all ears.
Robin asks about the type of person Kanye is.
Skeletiano says Kanye created Niflheim.
No way. This is like, he conquered and created the lands, right? Not like, say, he’s the god that if he so deems it, everything would vanish in a second?
Err anyway, Robin asks if he chose her to be his bride. And Skeletiano lays it on so thick I can practically taste the salt. “Yes, yes! How wonderful to be chosen by the King of the Land of the Dead! You are very fortunate, Princess.”
Robin notes that he has plenty of girlfriends and ponders if she’s needed.
On a side note, that’s one of the reasons I’m not fond of a playboy route. I feel like we spend a lot of time with the girl wondering about how things truly are. I want to read the playboy route where the girl has her own suitors that are making him feel the strain as well. Hmph.
— end of Chapter 1-8–
He continues to reassure her, “Don’t you worry. Maybe not right now, but you are going to have a very special relationship with the King. He still doesn’t know the meaning of love. Please teach him about it.”
Robin notes with a frown, “I… I don’t know how to do something like that.”
“Just be together with him, that is all you need to do. Everything else will come after.”
His calm voice soothes her nerves. It’s not that big of a deal. Everything takes time, after all.
And there’s the premise of at least 4 Julia Roberts films.
Robin echoes with a question, “You will?”
And he tells her he experienced every kind of love while he was still alive.
I feel like I need to mention that since the last chapter, my headcanon for Skeletiano has been a sort of Don Juan sort of character. As someone who absolutely melts at any hint of a Spanish accent, this is a good thing. 
She remembers that in the land of the dead, everyone must have had a life at some point. So even if Skeletiano is a skeleton, he must’ve been alive at some point.
She asks if he was human before he came, and Skeletiano is like ofc I was you dumb broad. Noooo, he’s not that mean. He does say he was, despite Skeletiano being a rather skeleton-like name. That name came from none other than Kanye himself. She asks what his real name was, and he becomes silent. He glances around and makes sure no one else was around before leaning in and whispering in her ear….
–end Chapter 1-9–
“Adam. That’s the name I had when I was alive.”
He adds, “This is our little secret, you and I!”
The idea of it makes Robin happy. And cue Miss Sunny, if you don’t remember, she’s the oddly dressed secretary of Orlando that has the hots for uhhh the Frankenstein guy. “Miss Robin, is it alright for you to be wandering about out here? What happened to your training?”
Robin is like err, well, you know…
And Sunny replies, “Well, I understand if you don’t want to train for that King.”
That king?
Oh ho ho ho is there some sort of rift here I should know about??? I NEED DEETS 
Sunny then turns her attention to Skeletiano.
She says she wondered what his body would look like as a human, and mentioned that she heard about a skeleton that turned into one by taking a strange medicine.
–End of Chapter One—
And that’s all for me today. Hmm, I think we have a lot of interesting things to discover in the future….
I wonder if he’ll get a body? But I do adore the skeleton sprite. I feel like its more emotive than other sprites, simply by virtue of being more creative.
There’s some sort of event going on where you can win items to look like this in a lottery. I am not going to participate, but here’s the image! hhahaha
