In the avatar minigame, you can also dress up your boyfriend. Sadly, I just started the game so it’s the most boring look ever rn.
Skeletiano it is!
There wasn’t anyone in this two who didn’t know who he was. He was famous and loved by all.
???: It’s almost your birthday, Adam. When the day comes, I’ll give you a present that will make you the happiest man in the world.”
After that short (but somewhat somber) introduction, we go back to Robin. She’s taking a stroll outside the castle in the garden. While walking, she happens upon a book on the ground entitled “Only You”.
Like any sensible person that happens upon a book, she sits down and begins to read it. Ah, a woman after my own heart! 
Skeletiano comes and tries to get her attention, but like any good bookworm, mere words are not enough to snap you out of it!
–end of chapter 1-1–
Robin finally snaps out of the book.
Does he look miffed to you? He looks miffed to me.
Robin apologizes for being absorbed in the book. Skeletiano chuckles and tells her to pay it no mind, it happens to everyone, including him. He inquires the title of the book.
She lifts up the book and shows him. 
Does anyone else do that? I do.
She tells him she found it on the ground and Skeletiano says that it was his book, and he thought he lost it! She immediately apologizes for reading his book.
Honey, never apologize for reading a book. The other reader becomes happy they can talk about the book now! 
And that’s exactly what he does. “I am glad even one more person got to read it. If you would, please tell these bones your impressions!”
I would like to interrupt this for a moment and say this is probably the first realistic conversation I’ve read in an otome game. 
She replies, “Well, I’m still in the middle of reading it… I think the story about the moondrop is just lovely. The moondrop that makes miracles happen… Transparent and ephemeral, the most beautiful thing in the world… If something like that really existed, I would want to see it.”
His heart roses grew several times that day!
He ponders if the moodrop is real and notes the dead have a long, long, time to search for it if its indeed real. Perhaps if you believe, somehow you will.
She says that would be nice and they smile at each other. By smile, Skeletiano’s jaw hangs open… I guess. 
Skeletiano lends her the book and she retires to her quarters to read it. Shortly after starting, Kanye enters her room.
Oh god, what is he going to want? 
–end of chapter 1-2–
I am simply delighted. 
I can’t believe we are in sync. This is one of the few times I’ve been in sync with a heroine.
He asks how she likes her room. She replies that it’s a very nice room and thanks him for it.
Her politeness is not making Kanye happy. He strolls over, climbs on her bed, and lays his head in her lap. 
She politely asks him “What are you doing?” while I’m saying “WTF are you doing?”
“I’m sleeping with my head in your lap. We’re gonna be married soon, it’s only right that we do stuff like this! Starting today you’ll be training to be my bride with Orlando.”
The idea of bride training is positively thrilling. Doesn’t that sound like the theme to some trashy romance novel? Okay, I admit I love trashy romance as much as the next girl
Robin thinks, “That’s right, I’m his fiance, so sooner or later I’m going to be his bride.” It’s okay, she just woke up from a 1000 year nap, she can be a little dense.
She bequeaths him to talk about himself so she can know him better. And we all know Kanye loves to talk about himself. She asks him his real name.
IDC what his real name is, it’s going to be Kanye this Let’s Play, dig?
-end of chapter 1-3-
Kanye goes by the pseudonym Jean Clavier Michael Cedric Adelard von Beauviour Niflheim.
Robin is about as zoiked as I am about that long-ass name. I love elaborate names as much as the next person (Hello, I’m a writer and the name of my lead in my current project is Maiselle Leroude ra Oria) so I’m not really dissing, just saying Kanye is Kanye. They took too long to tell me about his long-ass name. 
Robin asks him to repeat it.
He does.
HAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHA
Kanye, thankfully, has a good sense of humor about it. I suspect growing up with a long name like that will give you a laugh or two when telling people about it. I know I would enjoy their looks of “WTF” 
He tells her to call him Jean and smiles. She finds his smile innocent, like a boy, not a king of all that is dead. She notes that she doesn’t know what to think about being brought back to life, but she hopes that one day she can love him.
She’s about to ask him about something else when two ladies enter.
OMG Red’s mask is SO FREAKING COOL I WANT IT I WANT IT It would be even better with like a suit or something like those Takarazuka ladies.
And with them follows more and more until his entire harem is in her qualm room. Kanye greets them with open arms. “Oh, my honeypies!”
I really don’t like the playboy archetype
He introduces Robin as his fiance.
-end of chapter 1-4-
In a twist I did not expect at all, the ladies think Robin is cute and they want to be friends. Oh my god, if this is a true moment and not a fake one, I want to get on my knees and kiss the feet of the writer of this because the harem being against the fiance is such a tired trope! 
She asks them what relation they are to Kanye, and the red lady replies that they’re his lovers.
Robin — “Lovers…?”
Robin — “What…?!”
Kanye — “Oh, you don’t have to worry. It’s not like anyone’s more important than anyone else.”
NO BITCH I AM YOUR FIANCE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAY I AM YOUR NUMBER ONE BITCH. I AM BAE I AM BAAEEEE!!!! 
Robin is standing there, shocked as the ladies all throw themselves to Kanye, professing his kindness and how much they love him.
end of chapter 1-5
And I am out of tickets.
UGHHHH KING KANYE MAKES ME SO MAD!!!!
