This is another case of “I thought it was this, but it’s really this” story. I thought the “3p” referred to a love triangle. No, no it doesn’t. Technically.
The sample seemed intriguing. The sample L I E S.
This is what it opens up to on the sample page. I am all about the “spooky” or “scary” girls finding love. Sometimes it’s nice to read quirky heroines finding love, ya know? But this is a lie. You know what else is a lie? THE ART IS A LIE.
Hold on, stay with me, I know I sound like I’m venturing into crazy land.
The lead character, Minami, has some huge bazongas. Comically huge bazongas.
Remember when you were a kid and did the “I’m an adult” thing and shoved balloons up your shirt? That’s what this character looks like. She is a frail, tiny thing, with Dolly Parton sized bazongas. Her bazongas grow or shrink depending on the panel. I honestly thought she was flatter than what she is, then when it came time for the smutty scenes, they quadrupled in size and I was like “WUT”
Back to the plot, Minami is an outcast who lives on BL smut but twin transfer students come who happen to be her childhood friends. And they both want her, of course.
The very first day they are introduced, Yukari, the more outgoing of the twins, kisses her in front of their entire class, then takes her to the roof and makes out with her and does a little rubbin’ down under.
Uhhh nice to see you again too, Yukari.
Minami has a flashback to some shadowy figure that said he loved her and scarred her for life, so she runs away. While at school the next day, she runs into Ren, who also kisses and rubs before taking her out for a makeover and doing a lot more heavy petting.
WHERE ARE THE TEACHERS
OR EVEN OTHER STUDENTS
There’s no real plot in this. We go a few panels before those hormone-addled teenage boys are in gropeland. The first volume ends with her in the nurses’ office, getting pleasured by both men who are in a competition to see who makes her the horniest.
The art is horrible. Panels are all over the place and the characters aren’t attractive. But the worst offender is that none of it makes sense.
I present to you Exhibit A:
Notice that she is wearing a school uniform with a buttoned blazer, tie, and buttoned dress shirt underneath.
And now Exhibit B:
HOW IS HE TAKING OFF HER BRA WITH HIS TEETH IF SHE IS STILL WEARING HER SHIRT?
HOW DID HE PULL OFF THE STRAPS WITH THAT LONG SLEEVE SHIRT?
HOW DID HE DO IT WITH HIS TEETH IF HE IS BEHIND HER THE ENTIRE TIME?
AND LOOK AT THOSE BAZONGAS
I’ve got a lovely set of bazongas/deedly deedly/there they are bouncing up and down/boing boing boing/big ones perky ones ONES BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD
I do not regret ruining your childhood.
That’s double ZERO
one for each bazonga