This is more of an aside, really.
+ The art is gorgeous
– What in the BANJO MUSIC?!
– Why do I need a boyfriend by my birthday? Like that is the most flimsy premise I have read in a looooooong time. They didn’t even TRY.
– Leonardo. Don’t they already have one of those already in another game? There’s also Leon, Leo, Lionel, Lio, Leonidas, Leonard or, you know, you could not do the obvious “Leo” connotation and use a name that has the meaning of lion or -gasp- not reference lion in the name at all!
– Let’s not act like Heartmann and Crowlie are good names either.
– Castle Winkies.
– C A S T L E W I N K I E S
– CA– Okay I’ll stop
– I am not fond of the childhood friends trope tbh, and these three are basically all childhood friends.
– What is going on with Solomon’s crotch!?
Actually no, it’s more his legs. He has really really short legs… or something. No, it’s his crotch too. There’s no bulge it’s like negative bulge.
eehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’m not sure who to pick or try. The only one who looked somewhat interesting to me is Oz and he’s not available yet. Blech.
I want to review someone… well, I guess I’ll do catboy because the other two look like they’re going to super annoy me to hell.