We last left off at…. Robin Zombie is going to see the king.

The girl is named Sunny and she’s Orlando’s secretary. Since I’m not going to play his route, I’m having a hard time caring. After a short conversation that has nothing noteworthy in it, the other men leave and Robin follows Sunny and Orlando to the castle.

And this is who greets us

Errr…well… he’s hot?

The king then jumps out of his throne and runs and embraces her like a movie. “You’re so cute, I could eat you right up! Damn, you’re hot! Oooh, my princess!”

I love him already. Him and Skeletiano need to team up in a one-two route of making me die with laughter.

Robin says she can’t breathe and he lets her go. “Oh, my bad. Sorry, honeybunny, you’re just too cute!”

I don’t mean to quote him each time, but he’s just so ridiculous I feel like my words cannot express it true to life.

CHOICE TIME

A. Okay

B. You’re scaring me

Hmm. Well, he’s not scaring me, he’s making me die with laughter. So I guess I’ll pick choice A.

Wait, will choice B lead to a funnier moment though?

….

Eh, let’s do A.

//Choice A Picked//

And he’s gonna nail it if he’s lucky later hurrhurrhurr

He hugs her again, tight to the point she can’t breathe. (Do zombies need to breathe?)

Orlando interrupts and states all official-like, “Your Majesty, perhaps it would be prudent to calm yourself. You’re going to drive the princess away if you don’t at least make a token effort to uphold the dignity of you station. If you have any intention of winning her favor, I would do it now.”

Robin is all freaked out from Orlando slapping the king with realness.

And the king isn’t having it either. He tells him he’s the king and Orlando’s not the boss of him. He then goes on to say, “I’m the best king around! No one’s gonna ever take me down! Everybody loves me!”

…

Does this remind you of anyone?

A certain, egotistical pop star?

since we don’t know his name, King Kanye it is.

All Robin does is stand there thinking Man, these bitches are weird.

Kanye tells Robin he hooked her up. A suite to live in, clothes, makeup, jewelry, you name it. He tells her to live life to the fullest here in Nifheilm and prepare herself because she’s gonna be doing lessons to become a queen, out!

Robin’s like, “Wait, what?”

And Kanye’s a busy king, ya know. He has shit to do. He leaves and Sunny remarks dryly, “There’s our king.”

Robin is like none of this makes sense, but Orlando and Sunny keep the wheels greased and take her to her room.

She’s relaxing in her room, meditating over everything that happened. At the end, she thinks to take Kanye’s advice and live life like she’s undead! Or something. Hello, bitches!

 

CHOICE TIME

 

I… I don’t know.

Comment and  let me know who I should pick!

Or I’ll pick one myself. Who knows.